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Guy Fieri In Slow Motion Will Forever Haunt Your Dreams

It is also the perfect Vine account.

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As Rod Serling once said, "There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity."

"It is the middle ground between light and shadow, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge."


It is a dimension where Guy crowns queens:

Where he is frightened by vodka:

He squawks:

Celebrates strange and unfamiliar holidays:

Returns to eighth grade to spread his message:

Roars atop a hell beast:

Finds pleasure in the strangest things:

Meets the creator of the universe:

Speaks in tongues:

Asks questions we have no business knowing:

Says, which is to say he does not say:

And sticks his finger where it does not belong:

It is a place of which we can only dream. It is where Guy Fieri is in slow motion.