1. This rat definitely doesn't look like a thick, THICK, flaccid penis: Twitter: @fatnando 2. The cut finger looks IN NO WAY like a friendly little choade: reddit.com 3. This rooster totally doesn't look like a big dick with simply enormous testicles: pinterest.com 4. This sea worm? Doesn't looks like a fat, juicy penis at all: IBTimes UK @IBTimesUK Peculiar group of sea creatures found in deep Australian abyss https://t.co/5WtQziRTCO 01:10 PM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This starfish couldn't look LESS like five sopping wet, salt water dwelling penises: reddit.com 6. This newborn puppy DOES NOT look like a thick, juicy flapdoodle: reddit.com 7. This cat looks nothing like an adorable l'il dong: reddit.com 8. This snake looks like the exact opposite of a size-able slippery schlong: karlshuker.blogspot.com 9. This caterpillar 100% does not look like a puffy pink knob: reddit.com 10. This tortoise DOES NOT look like it's someone just going to TOWN on their hog: View this image on Imgur 11. This guy's head is the LAST thing that looks like a big fat one-eyed monster: arstechnica.com 12. This elephant's trunk couldn't look less like a fat ol' pork sword: youtube.com 13. These clams look like the FARTHEST thing from a big, creamy tally-whacker: baywatershellfish.com 14. This dog's ear DOES NOT look like that man's one-eyed purple headed yogurt slinger. I REPEAT: IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN'S ONE-EYED PURPLE HEADED YOGURT SLINGER! reddit.com 15. This dog look nothing like a quaint furry skin flute: imgur.com 16. This person's arm does NOT look like a giant, fat cock: imgur.com 17. This caterpillar? Well, it looks nothing like a big ol' jiggle stick: youtube.com hawk moth caterpillar 18. This dog doesn't look like a nice little ding-a-ling at ALL: reddit.com 19. These sea cucumbers definitely don't look like they're having the first annual gathering of the Gargantuan Johnson Association (the GJA): reddit.com 20. And, finally, this spoon worm DOES NOT look like the world's wiggliest weiner: View this image on Imgur NOT AT ALL.