2.
Pretending to have pool powers:
3.
Developing a "smoking" habit:
4.
Getting absolutely wasted:
5.
Drawing hair exactly like this:
6.
Trying your best to finally defeat science:
7.
Clipping your mouth shut for some reason:
8.
Stabbing the life out of an eraser:
9.
Stopping all potential mind-readers:
10.
Beginning a long career as a chemist:
11.
Feeling that deep watermelon seed regret:
14.
Feeling like the highest of high society:
16.
Becoming a superhero:
17.
Taking tons of bottle cap shots:
18.
Eating macaroni like a cultured human:
21.
Making an old paper towel roll the best toy:
22.
Starring in Fast & Furious: Grocery Store Drift:
23.
Running your hand along the wall exactly like this:
24.
Pulling as many coupons as you could get your hands on:
25.
The indescribable rush of seeing your name:
26.
Feeling like a technological wizard:
27.
Hugging the wrong mom:
28.
Keeping an eye open for demons:
29.
Doing everything in your power to avoid a phone call:
30.
The funniest joke in existence:
31.
Trying to push 'em all down:
32.
And falling for this exact joke:
