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    32 Things Literally Everyone Experienced As A Kid But Never, Ever Talks About

    You know you did it.

    1. That LEGO joy:

    2. Pretending to have pool powers:

    3. Developing a "smoking" habit:

    4. Getting absolutely wasted:

    5. Drawing hair exactly like this:

    6. Trying your best to finally defeat science:

    7. Clipping your mouth shut for some reason:

    8. Stabbing the life out of an eraser:

    9. Stopping all potential mind-readers:

    10. Beginning a long career as a chemist:

    11. Feeling that deep watermelon seed regret:

    12. Racing raindrops:

    13. The betrayal:

    14. Feeling like the highest of high society:

    15. Playing dead:

    16. Becoming a superhero:

    17. Taking tons of bottle cap shots:

    18. Eating macaroni like a cultured human:

    19. The mad dash:

    20. Probably like this:

    21. Making an old paper towel roll the best toy:

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    22. Starring in Fast & Furious: Grocery Store Drift:

    23. Running your hand along the wall exactly like this:

    24. Pulling as many coupons as you could get your hands on:

    25. The indescribable rush of seeing your name:

    26. Feeling like a technological wizard:

    27. Hugging the wrong mom:

    28. Keeping an eye open for demons:

    29. Doing everything in your power to avoid a phone call:

    30. The funniest joke in existence:

    31. Trying to push 'em all down:

    32. And falling for this exact joke: