Nothing was more 2005 than...
1. Going out to Ruby Tuesday's one night and then uploading 400 pictures the next day:
Remember being a pre-teen and making these albums on Facebook captioned ‘~aDvEnTuRes~’ where you were just walking to the corner store w/ your buds takin pics like ✌🏼😬 all edited by Piczo captioned ‘you’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.’ WHAT A FREAKIN TIME
2. Watching like 15 minutes of a movie on the extremely small screen of an iPod Mini, the way the filmmakers intended:
3. Spending an entire afternoon taking 4,000 Photo Booth pictures with friends:
4. Spending hours learning HTML to perfect your Myspace layout even though no one actually ever looked at it:
#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo spend hours on finding the perfect MySpace layout for your profile!
5. Posting impressively boring statuses like this on Facebook all day long:
These used to be my Facebook statuses. I'm cringing. Who let me use the internet? How did I have friends? Too many lol's. LOL. 🙄
6. Or letting the entire world know how bored you are every other day:
one like and I’ll start tweeting the same way I used to post on Facebook 10 years ago
7. Changing your profile picture to something like this:
8. Trucker hats for some reason:
9. Being a bad little boy and showing your flip phone friends the new beer drinking app:
10. Or getting into a heated argument about the virtues of BlackBerry and Brick Breaker:
11. Thinking that Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of humor:
12. Typing like this with zero irony:
I used to text people and type on myspace like this and it haunts me - heyyy smexie.! ~:3~ lolxz.!
13. Wearing obscenely big skate shoes like it was nothing:
14. Taking weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
15. Wearing gloves like this...
16. Complete with pants like this:
17. Working on this computer and feeling like you were living in the year 3020:
18. Writing deep lyrics on your canvas shoes that absolutely no one would read:
How insufferably wannabe emo I was at 13 - writing Blink 182 lyrics on my Converse. Good one, past Becca.
19. Putting all your CDs in a damn skyscraper:
20. Texting ChaCha for answers to life's most important questions:
21. Spending hours finding the PERFECT ringtone that, chances are, people will hear only 2.5 seconds of:
22. Pretending that HitClips made sense and listening to 30 seconds of music at a time:
23. Putting rubber bands on pants to cuff them:
24. Convincing yourself that Talk Like a Pirate Day was a real holiday — and a very important one at that:
25. Spending every waking hour convincing your friends that the Zune is ACTUALLY the superior machine:
26. Playing absolutely hilarious jokes on people via your voicemail:
27. Completing your outfit with the cherry on top — a tilted, upside-down visor:
28. Bringing an i-Zone instant camera around for special occasions:
29. And a million companies selling yogurt that you can drink for some reason:
