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    The 50 Absolute Dumbest Things People Have Actually Said On Twitter

    Juuuust a bit off there.

    1. On the passage of time:

    person saying people born in 2003 are 23 now
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    2. On smart conversation:

    tweet reading i just wanna meet a female that can hold an enter lectual conversation with me
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    3. On pregnancy:

    person who thinks twins take 19 months to be born
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    4. On joy:

    person mispelling happiness with a y
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    5. On the miracle of life:

    person saying i can't wait to be an aunt or uncle
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    6. On the population:

    tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0
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    7. On birthdays:

    tweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old
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    8. On veganism:

    tweet reading yes i'm vegan yes i eat meat we exist
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    9. On the plague:

    tweet about the plague killing a bunch of people
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    10. On head injuries:

    tweet reading i ran into a glass door and think i might have a caucasian
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    11. On steak:

    person who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauce
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    12. On biology:

    tweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

    13. On tangents:

    person who confuses digress for digest
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    14. On joint pain:

    tweet reading my joints hurt i think i have arthur writes this
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    15. On noodles:

    person who calls ramen noodles roman numerals
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    16. On relevance:

    person who spells irrelevant e rail elephant
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    17. On travel:

    person who says goodbye america hello new york
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    18. On microwaves:

    person who blows up their kitchen microwaving a penny
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    19. On the countries of the world:

    tweet reading how did beyonce go number one in 100 countries when there's only 7
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    20. On apps:

    person who confuses apps on a phone with appetizers
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    21. On math:

    a bunch of people answering a math problem incorrectly
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    22. On driving:

    person who sanded down their tires
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    23. On cooking:

    tweet reading heating up macking cheese in the michael wave
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    24. On ice:

    tweet about a person not understanding how water works

    25. On efforts:

    tweet reading people should respect runners more they poured their butt sweat and tears into their work
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    26. On college:

    tweet of someone saying goodbye california hello san francisco
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    27. On bats:

    tweet of someone freaking out about how bats are birds
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    28. On theres:

    tweet reading If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and '"they're", then your an idiot.

    29. On numbers:

    tweet of someone mispelling two as T.O.
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    30. On breakfast:

    tweet of someone spelling cinnamon rolls a synomnym

    31. On children:

    tweet of someone asking why women never have to take baby paternity tests
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    32. On chocolate:

    tweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kisses
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    33. On inspiration:

    tweet reading just drank some inspired milk
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    34. On teasing:

    tweet of someone not remembering the word for feather
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    35. On passwords:

    tweet of someone posting their password online
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    36. On the universe:

    tweet reading anyone get a chance to see the meatier shower last night
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    37. On flags:

    tweet of someone confusing the liberian flag for the usa flag
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    38. On grapes:

    tweet reading i hate grapes they discuss me

    39. On socks:

    tweet conversation about someone not knowing what gloves are
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    40. On moods:

    tweet reading i have two sides the nicest girl you'll ever meet and twisted cycle path
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    41. On the letter A:

    mixup over the letter A
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    42. On chicken:

    person calling chicken parm chiicken permission
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    43. On working out:

    tweet reading idk what ima do for a workout tomorrow cause the sun gave me a mind graiin
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    44. On financials:

    person putting their credit card number on the internet
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    45. On Rome:

    person confusing rome georgia with rome italy
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    46. On birth:

    tweet about someone spelling womb as whom
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    47. On hard work:

    tweet reading i'm officially coma toast
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    48. On cars:

    tweet mispelling towed as toad like the animal

    49. On the solar system:

    tweet about someone who can't remember a planet that starts with e
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    50. And on life:

    tweet reading at the end of the day we are all just human beans
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