14 Dumbest Things You Can Do With Fireworks
Or: 14 things you need to do right now with all your fireworks.
Light them in the shower:
Fire them from your nether region:
Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:
Tie them to your friend:
Fire them at Captain America:
Try to catch them with your face:
Give them to your dog:
Light them in a kitchen:
Light them in the bathtub:
Light them on a couch:
Put them in a pile of poop:
Light them underneath your chair:
But this? Definitely, definitely do this:
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