1. Light them in the shower:
2. Fire them from your nether region:
3. Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:
4. Tie them to your friend:
5. Fire them at Captain America:
8. Light them in a kitchen:
9. Fire them in a crowd:
10. Light them in the bathtub:
11. Light them on a couch:
13. Drop them:
14. Light them underneath your chair:
But this? Definitely, definitely do this:
- Donald Trump will soon be the last Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich will reportedly end his presidential run 🇺🇸
- Prime Minister David Cameron has bowed to pressure for the UK to accept more unaccompanied child refugees.
- And Google is feeding romance novels to its artificial intelligence engine to make its products more ~conversational~.