1. Light them in the shower:
2. Fire them from your nether region:
3. Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:
4. Tie them to your friend:
5. Fire them at Captain America:
8. Light them in a kitchen:
9. Fire them in a crowd:
10. Light them in the bathtub:
11. Light them on a couch:
13. Drop them:
14. Light them underneath your chair:
But this? Definitely, definitely do this:
- A Pennsylvania judge has ordered Bill Cosby to face trial for a felony sex-assault case from 2004.
- Twitter will no longer count links, @names, and GIFs toward its 140-character limit. You can also retweet yourself now.
- The NFL released new Super Bowl locations. The next 5 are in Houston, Minnesota, Atlanta, South Florida, and L.A. 🏈