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    50 Times Customers Proved Yet Again That They Are The Dumbest People On The Planet

    "They can't be serious" — me 400 times a day.

    If you work or have ever worked in the service industry, it's no secret that one of the worst parts of the job can be the people you have to deal with every single day.

    Here's proof that customers can be some of the dumbest people on the planet:

    1. On pizza sizes:

    customer who doesn't understand inches

    2. On fries:

    customer not knowing the difference between straight and curly fries

    3. On milkshakes:

    customer complaining their milkshake has milk in iit

    4. On McDonald's:

    customer ordering macdonalds items in burger king

    5. On bones:

    person asking difference between boneless and bone in chicken

    6. On fresh turkey:

    story about someone asking a stock boy if turkeys in a grocery store can get bigger and they say no they're dead

    7. On price tags:

    tweet about a customer who does not understand something is not on sale

    8. On closing time:

    customer trying to come in at closing

    9. On lemons:

    person calling limes green lemons

    10. On wings:

    customer not getting what chicken wings are

    11. On salad:

    person confusing soup or salad for super salad

    12. On special glass:

    customers breaking things on purpose

    13. On shades:

    person thinking lighter wiine meant weight

    14. On black coffee:

    customer ordering a black coffee by taking out cappuccino iingredients

    15. On martinis:

    person saying a martini is too strong

    16. On the kid's menu:

    customer asking for spaghetti at a mexican restaraunt

    17. On fine wine:

    person calling pinot grigio peanut gorgio

    18. On straws:

    tweet about someone getting mad about straws meanwhile they are in a sushi bar

    19. On plates:

    person asking for food to be served on a plaate

    20. On lending a helping hand:

    worker saying a customer is observant after they said you look like you don't want to help me

    21. On ice:

    customer getting mad that ice floats in a drink

    22. On Uncle Arnie:

    person asking for an arnold palmer without iced tea aka a lemonade

    23. On multiplication:

    tweet about a customer not being able to multiply

    24. On returns:

    customer asking to return shoes that don't exist

    25. On email:

    customer not knowinig what email is

    26. On axes:

    customer complaining a knife is too sharp

    27. On closing:

    tweet reading are you closed no ma'am we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun

    28. On Legos:

    someone returning legos because they had to put them together

    29. On fridges:

    customer mad that their fridge had to be plugged in to cool down

    30. On movie sequels:

    tweet about someone asking a worker if they had to see fantastic one through three to undersand fantasttic four

    31. On thickness:

    customer complaiining a milkshake is too thick so they get served milk

    32. On sending items back:

    tweet about someone sending items back and tthe staff not changinig a thing

    33. On lemonade:

    customer mixing up the words lemonade and lamiinate

    34. On tipping:

    tweet about a customer trying to say they don't speak english to get out of tipping

    35. On opening:

    story about a customer trying to get in the store at 10:43 am

    36. On controllers:

    customer asking for a left handed controller

    37. On tiles:

    story about someone who doesn't understand they can't just get their tiles cleaned remotely

    38. On wings, again:

    tumblr post about someone who had to explain what wings are

    39. On water:

    tweet about someone not understand that water is going to be brought out later

    40. On change:

    customer saying keep the change and only giving one cent

    41. On BLTs:

    customer complaining about a BLT

    42. On rare cats:

    tweet reading hello today a woman got huffy with me because she didn't know sabertooth cats were extinct

    43. On prices:

    tweet about a customer completely ignoring the pricing that's right in front of them

    44. On chips:

    tumblr post reading why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card chip's out because he didn't want a chip

    45. On paying:

    story about a customer who gets mad because they were asked how they plan to pay for something

    46. On dessert:

    tweet reading carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say we actually ordered 2 coffees right i might of accidentally left the min the kitchen along with my 3rd arm

    47. On subs:

    tweet reading i once had to remake a man's nasty sub 3 times because i cut it into 1/4s intstead of into just a half and it wouldn't fill him up if it was cut like that

    48. On staff:

    story about a customer who does not see staff as people

    49. On working holidays:

    50. In conclusion:

    tweet reading the customer is always wrong i've never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer