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    The 32 Absolute Most Unforgivable Texts People Have Actually Sent So Far This Year

    I'm in disbelief.

    1. On schools:

    person confusing familiar with four meal your

    2. On baths:

    person confusinig taken aback and taking a bath

    3. On being left alone:

    person confusing insist with incest

    4. On pastes:

    person calling a snails pace snail paste

    5. On tests:

    text of someone holding a thermometer and the other person says does that mean you're pregnant

    6. On mind tricks:

    person confusing jedi and jet i

    7. On pressure:

    person calling peer pressure pear pressure

    8. On instruments:

    person confusing cello for chellow

    9. On manuevers:

    person calling heimlich manuever ham lick manuever

    10. On organs:

    person calling gall bladders glob ladder

    11. On Subway:

    person calling herbs and cheese urban cheese

    12. On braces:

    text where one person asks to see the other's braces but they don't smile

    13. On egos:

    person confusinig egotisticle and ego testicle

    14. On wrong numbers:

    text with a person texting the wrong number and asking what the right number is

    15. On partying:

    text about a person getting drunk and saying they left a party and calling an uber and then the other person says this is your house

    16. On lost phones:

    text about someone losing a phone but texting with it so it's not actually lost

    17. On cheese:

    text where someone tries to remember the name of parmesan cheese and alls it farmer john cheese

    18. On attachments:

    person confusing lanyard and land yard

    19. On abbreviations:

    text with a person getting confused about what DW means thinking it doesn't mean don't worry

    20. On prices:

    text where someone ends up offering more money for a good or service

    21. On majors:

    text where one person mixes up pediatrician and pedestrian

    22. On coming of age:

    text where one person misspells bar-mitzfah as barmistaba

    23. On cheese plates:

    person badly butchering how to spell charcuterrie trays

    24. On classic cinema:

    text where someone thinks the movie is called this pickle me 3 not despicable me 3

    25. On negotiations:

    26. On rare gems:

    person confusing dime a dozen and diamond dozen

    27. On French:

    text where someone thinks bonjour is pronounced bone jaw

    28. On Russia:

    text where a person thinks russians characters are saying conrad when they are actually saying comrade

    29. On lungs:

    text where a mom sends a joke meme about marijuana filled lungs but it's actually a walnut

    30. On birthdays:

    text where someone thinks filet mignon is spelled flaming young

    31. On suits:

    text where someone thinks suit yourself is shoot yourself instead

    32. And on cheese, again:

    text where someone thinks cottage cheese is pronounced scottish cheese