17 Reasons Why You Should Never Try To Look Cool In Front Of Your Friends
Mainly because you're a big ol' doofus, anyway.
Because you forgot to wear a belt:
Because you're on national television:
Because those chips aren't even that expensive, anyway:
Because that wall isn't as strong as you think it is:
Because sand is a lot harder than you last remembered:
Because no one wants to see you kiss a turtle:
Because those skis are too expensive:
Because fence backflips never go as planned:
Because your dance moves will go horribly wrong:
Because stairs exist for a reason:
Because your shirt will betray you:
Because there's nothing exciting about dock tricks:
Because dancing and television never go well together:
Again, because of stairs:
Because you're making a special delivery:
Because what are you possibly hoping to accomplish?
And because your trick isn't that cool anyway:
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