If you're ever feeling a little down, just remember...
1. At least you didn't do this:
2. Or this:
3. And at least you don't have a big ol' mouthful of styrofoam:
4. Look at the bright side — you didn't pull some sh*t like this:
5. And you aren't currently munching on little white beads:
6. Just be happy this didn't happen to you:
7. Or this:
8. Or this, three times in a row:
9. The next time you get too hard on yourself, remember this apple:
10. And this pear:
11. And this impressive set of teeth marks:
12. So if you're feeling down...
13. Take a deep breath...
14. Hold your head up high...
15. And remember: At least I didn't take a huge ol' bite out of a fake apple.
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Phew.