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Give Yourself Diarrhea And We'll Tell You When You'll Get Married

Give Yourself Explosive Diarrhea And We'll Tell You When You'll Get Married

Eat a food at a buffet that shouldn't be in a buffet:

Eat a food that's been sitting in your fridge for like six days:

Choose a way to consume a shitload of beans:

Choose the name of a hot sauce I just made up:

You just had stinky diarrhea. No one is marrying you.

You're never getting married.

Whenever that stinky diarrhea clears up. Stay hydrated until then, ya animal.

You'll get married within the next three to four days.

Yeah...DOG YEARS! Seriously, though. Try cutting out caffeine.

You will get married in four years.

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Give Yourself Diarrhea And We'll Tell You When You'll Get Married

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