60 Times Customers Proved Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt That They Are The Dumbest People On The Planet

    Pleaseeee comment the dumbest thing you've ever seen a customer do lol.

    If you've ever worked in the service industry, it's no secret that one of the worst parts of the job is the people you have to deal with EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

    Here's proof that customers can be some of the dumbest people on the planet:

    1. On cash or credit:

    machine with many cash only signs on it that customers ignore

    2. On the footlong:

    customer does not understand that a footlong means foot

    3. On cheese:

    customer asks if cheese curds are mushrooms

    4. On french onion soup:

    customer order french onion soup without onions

    5. On the holidays:

    tweet reading i hate when customer says why they have yall workiing the holidays bbrro because you're here

    6. On smoking:

    customer walks in smoking a cigarette and refuses to stop

    7. On the filet mignon:

    customer ordering the filet mignon thinking it is fish

    8. On holes:

    customer does not understand how to properly size a hole

    9. On pizza sizes:

    customer who doesn't understand inches

    10. On fries:

    customer not knowing the difference between straight and curly fries

    11. On milkshakes:

    customer complaining their milkshake has milk in iit

    12. On McDonald's:

    customer ordering macdonalds items in burger king

    13. On bones:

    person asking difference between boneless and bone in chicken

    14. On fresh turkey:

    story about someone asking a stock boy if turkeys in a grocery store can get bigger and they say no they're dead

    15. On price tags:

    tweet about a customer who does not understand something is not on sale

    16. On flies:

    customer asks a server to kill all the flies around them

    17. On change:

    customer completely gets their change math wrrong

    18. On numbers:

    customer gets mad that a 9 looks like an upside down 6

    19. On closing time:

    customer trying to come in at closing

    20. On lemons:

    person calling limes green lemons

    21. On wings:

    customer not getting what chicken wings are

    22. On salad:

    person confusing soup or salad for super salad

    23. On special glass:

    customers breaking things on purpose

    24. On shades:

    person thinking lighter wiine meant weight

    25. On black coffee:

    customer ordering a black coffee by taking out cappuccino iingredients

    26. On martinis:

    person saying a martini is too strong

    27. On the kid's menu:

    customer asking for spaghetti at a mexican restaraunt

    28. On fine wine:

    person calling pinot grigio peanut gorgio

    29. On straws:

    tweet about someone getting mad about straws meanwhile they are in a sushi bar

    30. On plates:

    person asking for food to be served on a plaate

    31. On lending a helping hand:

    worker saying a customer is observant after they said you look like you don't want to help me

    32. On ice:

    customer getting mad that ice floats in a drink

    33. On Uncle Arnie:

    person asking for an arnold palmer without iced tea aka a lemonade

    34. On multiplication:

    tweet about a customer not being able to multiply

    35. On returns:

    customer asking to return shoes that don't exist

    36. On email:

    customer not knowinig what email is

    37. On axes:

    customer complaining a knife is too sharp

    38. On closing:

    tweet reading are you closed no ma'am we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun

    39. On Legos:

    someone returning legos because they had to put them together

    40. On fridges:

    customer mad that their fridge had to be plugged in to cool down

    41. On movie sequels:

    tweet about someone asking a worker if they had to see fantastic one through three to undersand fantasttic four

    42. On thickness:

    customer complaiining a milkshake is too thick so they get served milk

    43. On sending items back:

    tweet about someone sending items back and tthe staff not changinig a thing

    44. On lemonade:

    customer mixing up the words lemonade and lamiinate

    45. On tipping:

    tweet about a customer trying to say they don't speak english to get out of tipping

    46. On opening:

    story about a customer trying to get in the store at 10:43 am

    47. On controllers:

    customer asking for a left handed controller

    48. On tiles:

    story about someone who doesn't understand they can't just get their tiles cleaned remotely

    49. On wings, again:

    tumblr post about someone who had to explain what wings are

    50. On water:

    tweet about someone not understand that water is going to be brought out later

    51. On change:

    customer saying keep the change and only giving one cent

    52. On BLTs:

    customer complaining about a BLT

    53. On rare cats:

    tweet reading hello today a woman got huffy with me because she didn't know sabertooth cats were extinct

    54. On prices:

    tweet about a customer completely ignoring the pricing that's right in front of them

    55. On chips:

    tumblr post reading why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card chip's out because he didn't want a chip

    56. On paying:

    story about a customer who gets mad because they were asked how they plan to pay for something

    57. On dessert:

    tweet reading carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say we actually ordered 2 coffees right i might of accidentally left the min the kitchen along with my 3rd arm

    58. On subs:

    tweet reading i once had to remake a man's nasty sub 3 times because i cut it into 1/4s intstead of into just a half and it wouldn't fill him up if it was cut like that

    59. On staff:

    story about a customer who does not see staff as people

    60. In conclusion:

    tweet reading the customer is always wrong i've never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer