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    28 Of The Most Cringeworthy And Embarrassing Things Americans Said On The Internet So Far This Year

    OK, this is embarrassing.

    1. The American who has probably never looked to the right on a world map:

    American who does not know georgia is also a country

    2. The American who definitely speaks only one language:

    american who can't fathom people can speak multiple languages

    3. The American whose skin is the least of their problems:

    american who doesn't understand uk dates

    4. The American whose entire world just got rocked:

    american who doesn't understand metric system

    5. The American who found out the hard way about May 16:

    american who does not understand uk dates

    6. The American whose number one enemy in life is a roundabout:

    person who does not understand rounabouts

    7. The American who has a totally correct history of the Eiffel Tower:

    person who thinks the eiffel tower was built in vegas

    8. The American who decided to name their baby the most stereotypically American name out there:

    americans naming their baby rifle

    9. The American who is about to be very, very hot:

    person confused why their thermostat only goes to 32

    10. The American who stands for all 52 states:

    american who thinks the flag has 52 stars

    11. The American who thinks all places need to use English names:

    person who doesn't realize other countries don't use english names

    12. The American who doesn't quite get percentages:

    american who doesn't understand per capita rates

    13. The American who needs to look at like, 15 maps:

    american who thinks africa is smaller than texas

    14. The American who gets SICK seeing centimeters:

    american who gets sick at tthe idea of the mettric system

    15. The American who can't fathom spelling differences:

    person who says american english is the only right way to spell things

    16. The American who might wanna double check that flag:

    person who thinks the liberian flag is the american flag

    17. The American who thinks only America is allowed to have marines:

    person who says you shouldn't be able to call your soldiers marrines if they are not american

    18. The American who has never seen 24-hour time:

    american who does not know about 24 time

    19. The American who has no idea that other countries have coasts:

    person who thinks only america has aa west coast

    20. The American who thinks dates need to flow well, for some reason:

    person who says american style of writing the date flows much better

    21. The American who might wanna check their sources:

    american who does not know about the country of georgia

    22. The American who doesn't quite understand Canada:

    person who says the usa has jurisdiction over all north america

    23. The American who spends their free time monologuing about spelling:

    person who can't spell realize right

    24. The American who desperately needs to go to Portugal:

    person who says there is no water in portugal

    25. The American who draws the line at centimeters:

    person who says they will never play a game that uses centimeters

    26. The American who needs to fry-splain the rest of the world:

    person who does not understand that britiish people call fries chips

    27. The American who needs to give those measurements a rest:

    person coming up with inane ways to measure american measurements

    28. And this guy:

    person who says there would be no rest of the world without the USA