1.
Take pictures with that one awful Photo Booth filter:
2.
Yell "DON'T TASE ME, BRO!" in public:
3.
Own that one white MacBook that got dirty after like a week:
4.
Argue passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
5.
Just post the most insane shit on Facebook:
6.
Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
7.
Think that typing like this meant you were creative:
8.
Convince people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:
And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter:
9.
Harass everyone on Facebook with like 14 "LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:
And like 17 FarmVille requests:
10.
Think Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
11.
Insist that BlackBerry was way better than iPhone because of Brick Breaker and BBM:
12.
Watch full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:
13.
Change your age to 99 years old on Myspace:
14.
Talk about Michael Phelps's diet like six times a day:
15.
Fake people out with your voicemail message:
16.
Text incognito with your phone in your pocket:
17.
Watch movies on portable DVD players, god rest their soul:
18.
Constantly quote that one Bill O'Reilly video where he swears:
19.
Celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day:
20.
Take selfies with a big-ass digital camera:
21.
Take dramatic photos of Converse:
22.
And take pictures doing this exact pose:
23.
Carry both an iPod and a cellphone AT THE SAME DAMN TIME:
24.
Upload 400 pictures to Facebook at once in an album with a title from a Dave Matthews Band song:
25.
Get obsessed with Doppelgänger Week on Facebook:
26.
Shine laser pointers in people's eyes like a giant a-hole:
27.
Maintain some big ol' chunky ol' highlights:
29.
Put the lyrics to "Hey There Delilah" in your away message to send a message:
30.
Spend money on ringback tones. Sweet, sweet ringback tones:
31.
Watch every single Diet Coke and Mentos video on the internet:
32.
And listen to the Black Eyed Peas:
