Rewind·Posted on Oct 5, 202023 Things Literally Single Person Has Done But Has Never Admitted To AnyoneHeh heh.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The out-of-body experience: Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving 06:22 PM - 05 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. The fridge stack: Danny watson @danny_watson93 When something clearly doesn’t fit in the fridge so you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else 07:57 AM - 22 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. The final brush: Elliott Stewart @E_StewartLittle Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect? 03:20 AM - 18 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The immediate track: 𝔩𝔢𝔵ッ @lexisggabrielle my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago 05:57 PM - 22 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The lock amnesia: ʀᴜᴇʟ ➐ @caffeiinated 5 sec after i locking the door me : did i lock the door ? my brain : 08:35 AM - 17 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The time double-check: 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘩 ♡ @sarahmaloneyxx Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid 01:05 AM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The hidden hill breathing: Deyoncé @deelalz Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life 08:37 PM - 03 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. The immediate ignore: ᎶᎥᏞᏞᎬᎽ @TraeGilley One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this 08:44 PM - 07 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The quadruple overpack: hoseb @gilineezy Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone? 05:22 AM - 28 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. The shower dilemma: nomi @nomi49 Me in the shower trying to remember if I used shampoo 03:52 PM - 24 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The sacrificial sleep: Gianni 🪐 @NadlorGiannis me: *finally gets eight hours of sleep* my neck: yeah but u did it wrong lol 06:01 AM - 27 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. The security anxiety: m@thew’s ghost @TweetPotato314 U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember 03:54 PM - 26 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. The song squeeze: I(L)You™ @StealingHearts_ Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away 01:12 AM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. The music paranoia: Am(a)²n @King_Mxnny Checking to see if those weird sounds are part of the music or not 03:57 PM - 29 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. The google of shame: 𝕄𝕒𝕩 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕥í𝕟𝕖𝕫 ⚯͛ @max_mtzb When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months 01:12 AM - 15 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. The school shuffle: TANIMOLA @Mikegrinjr1 Who else did this when submitting class work in school😂😂 04:18 PM - 03 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. The charger yoga: bleasy @bleasyouttahere Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed 07:43 PM - 15 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. The super-stupid question: Joker @joker69bot yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode 04:12 AM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. The headphone pull: hamza @_sirhamza When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop 08:16 PM - 01 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. The synchronized breathing: b.b 🎃 @benoobrown You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die??? 07:24 PM - 04 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. The great risk: クエンティン 👺 @__QuentinB me risking my job, career and future to get extra 15 minutes of sleep 07:02 PM - 23 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. The shower envy: Sarcasm @Heissarcastic i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there 05:44 PM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. The ol' towel excuse: ޮ @molnne sorry i’m late i was sat on my bed with a towel for 45 minutes staring at a wall. 04:46 PM - 30 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Valid, honestly.