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23 Things Literally Single Person Has Done But Has Never Admitted To Anyone

Heh heh.

1. The out-of-body experience:

me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving

2. The fridge stack:

When something clearly doesn’t fit in the fridge so you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

3. The final brush:

Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?

4. The immediate track:

my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago

5. The lock amnesia:

5 sec after i locking the door me : did i lock the door ? my brain :

6. The time double-check:

Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid

7. The hidden hill breathing:

Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

8. The immediate ignore:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this

9. The quadruple overpack:

Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?

10. The shower dilemma:

Me in the shower trying to remember if I used shampoo

11. The sacrificial sleep:

me: *finally gets eight hours of sleep* my neck: yeah but u did it wrong lol

12. The security anxiety:

U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember

13. The song squeeze:

Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away

14. The music paranoia:

Checking to see if those weird sounds are part of the music or not

15. The google of shame:

When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months

16. The school shuffle:

Who else did this when submitting class work in school😂😂

17. The charger yoga:

Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed

18. The super-stupid question:

yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode

19. The headphone pull:

When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop

20. The synchronized breathing:

You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???

21. The great risk:

me risking my job, career and future to get extra 15 minutes of sleep

22. The shower envy:

i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

23. The ol' towel excuse:

sorry i’m late i was sat on my bed with a towel for 45 minutes staring at a wall.

Valid, honestly.