When you get to college, you learn...
1.
Assigned seats are a state of mind:
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Professors are super intense:
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Parking will be your number one enemy:
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You're gonna live in mystery:
5.
Your group will always betray you:
6.
Someone is always going to be more confused than you:
7.
Sometimes a 52 is A-OK:
8.
Things that are not forks make great forks:
9.
Post-skip depression is real:
10.
It's the weird people who have it the most together:
11.
Things get confusing:
12.
Liquor bottles are not a decoration:
13.
"Office hours" has a flexible meaning:
14.
Sometimes you just gotta leave:
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No one has any idea what's going on:
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The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
17.
High school numbers don't matter anymore:
18.
You gotta take that nap:
19.
Your dreams ain't comin' true:
20.
Professors are one of two ways:
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You'll be part of something much bigger than yourself:
22.
Every dollar is well spent:
23.
People can change a lot in 13 minutes:
24.
There's nothing weirder than the great friend blend:
25.
Professors have very strange flexes:
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And passing is all that really matters: