1. College professors are very secretive people: Via Twitter: @metayamarkley 2. They are super intense: Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt 03:45 PM - 08 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. And they aren't afraid to lay down the law: Via Twitter: @elizwsmith 4. College professors have no patience for tardiness: Via Twitter: @DrewLindler 5. They are SUPER strict with directions: James Swaglione @Jmags1012 High school teachers: your essay must be 7 FULL pages, NOT counting the works cited page, or it’s an automatic failure College professors: if you make me read more than 3 pages I will shoot you 04:49 AM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. And they don't appreciate any funny business: Rachel Johnson @Rachel_Paige13 High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that” College professors: 04:36 AM - 12 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. College professors rarely make mistakes: Via Twitter: @liv_reed17 8. They don't make promises they can't keep: Via Twitter: @baileyyknapp 9. And they make zero effort to get to know the students: College Student @ColIegeStudent Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school." HS: "This won't work in college." College professor: "y'all want some milkduds???" 05:48 PM - 12 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. College professors have absolutely no room for failure: kt @christensonkt High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot 06:48 PM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. They're super formal: Via Twitter: @maaddialt 12. And they only dress in the finest clothing: Via Twitter: @hannah_sweenney 13. College professors take tests very seriously: T @umtatiana HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos 05:36 PM - 08 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Super, super serious: Ariel @_ariellynn My High school Teacher: “You are all in for a rude awakening in college. Professors don’t mess around, its all business there.” My Neuroscience Prof: 01:09 AM - 01 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. College professors have no time for jokes: Via Twitter: @ericashown 16. They rarely give extra credit: Jake Farley @JakeFarley_ High school teachers: Your college professors will NOT put up with this. College prof: *while eating banana* so the final isn’t cumulative. If you want extra credit come to my karaoke night. 07:18 PM - 22 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. College professors only cancel class if the situation is truly desperate: Via Twitter: @samsaffold 18. Like, truly desperate: Caleb, Kitchenwitch Apprentice @porkironandwine high school teachers: be thankful we're so hard on you, college professors would fuck your ass up college professors: hi guys, Sorry, I can't make it to class, I'm mourning my fish. It drowned. -sent from my iPhone 02:22 PM - 06 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. They have no time for fun and games: Via Twitter: @emclairefarrell 20. And they're super intimidating: katie smith @katiesmith024 high school teachers: “this stuff won’t fly in college, you need to be more professional” college professors: 07:28 PM - 23 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Chills.