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    20 Ways High School Teachers And College Professors Are Completely Different

    "tHiS wOnT fLy In ColLeGe."

    1. College professors are very secretive people:

    2. They are super intense:

    High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt

    3. And they aren't afraid to lay down the law:

    4. College professors have no patience for tardiness:

    5. They are SUPER strict with directions:

    High school teachers: your essay must be 7 FULL pages, NOT counting the works cited page, or it’s an automatic failure College professors: if you make me read more than 3 pages I will shoot you

    6. And they don't appreciate any funny business:

    High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that” College professors:

    7. College professors rarely make mistakes:

    8. They don't make promises they can't keep:

    9. And they make zero effort to get to know the students:

    Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school." HS: "This won't work in college." College professor: "y'all want some milkduds???"

    10. College professors have absolutely no room for failure:

    High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot

    11. They're super formal:

    12. And they only dress in the finest clothing:

    13. College professors take tests very seriously:

    HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos

    14. Super, super serious:

    My High school Teacher: “You are all in for a rude awakening in college. Professors don’t mess around, its all business there.” My Neuroscience Prof:

    15. College professors have no time for jokes:

    16. They rarely give extra credit:

    High school teachers: Your college professors will NOT put up with this. College prof: *while eating banana* so the final isn’t cumulative. If you want extra credit come to my karaoke night.

    17. College professors only cancel class if the situation is truly desperate:

    18. Like, truly desperate:

    high school teachers: be thankful we're so hard on you, college professors would fuck your ass up college professors: hi guys, Sorry, I can't make it to class, I'm mourning my fish. It drowned. -sent from my iPhone

    19. They have no time for fun and games:

    20. And they're super intimidating:

    high school teachers: “this stuff won’t fly in college, you need to be more professional” college professors: