1. Assigned seats are a state of mind:
2. Parking will be your number one enemy:
3. Your group will betray you:
4. The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
5. Post-skip depression is real:
Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should’ve just went
6. It's the weird people who have it the most together:
7. Things that are not forks make great forks:
8. Sometimes you just gotta leave:
9. You gotta take that nap:
In highschool I woke up at 6 am, went to classes for 7 hours, went straight to track practice and ran 8 miles, then went home and did homework without taking a nap..in college I can't even take a shower without needing a nap
10. Your high school numbers don't matter anymore:
some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
11. Liquor bottles are not a decoration:
12. No one has any idea what's going on:
College is so weird like the future leaders, teachers and doctors for our country are slamming beer cans against their heads and blacking out on Mondays
13. When in doubt, drop:
14. Professors are one of two ways:
half of college professors are like “you can know nothing about me except my name” and the other half are like “and that’s why my wife left me! anyway what’s up with y’all”
15. Every dollar is well spent:
16. Sometimes a 52 is A-OK:
My first college test I got a 68 and actually cried in the classroom. Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken tenders
17. People can change a lot in 13 minutes:
18. There's nothing weirder than the great friend blend:
Remember when Disney channel would do cross over episodes between two different shows?? That’s how it feels when your college friends visit ur house and meet your home friends
19. Keeping a schedule is important:
i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
20. Multiple choice can actually be difficult:
Multiple choice in high school: a) not the answer b) DEFINITELY THE ANSWER c) not the answer In college: a) could be the answer b) oh this one could be too c) doubtful, but what if I’m wrong and it is the answer? d) vague option that could also be right
21. Your dreams ain't comin' true:
22. And passing is all that really matters:
