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This kind, generous soul:
2.
This person who gave so much out of the kindness of their heart:
3.
The least blessed person around:
4.
This unfriendly ghost:
5.
This person with really helpful, kind advice:
6.
This person who definitely isn't family:
8.
This person who helped a kind soul in need:
9.
This person who knows the PERFECT tip:
10.
This person who conveniently put the year it was last acceptable to tip this little:
11.
Literally the most thoughtful and kind human alive:
12.
This very reasonable and not at all insane person:
13.
This customer who was a little "to" bothered:
15.
This person who knows for a fact 4 cents goes a long way:
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This kind soul with 3 cents to spare:
17.
And finally, this person who knows what's best for you and you'res:
