1.
Because no one should wake up like this in the morning:
2.
Or like this in the afternoon:
3.
Because toothpaste should never be a decoration:
4.
Because pillows shouldn't be disrespected like this:
5.
Because not everything is waterproof:
6.
Because peanut butter is not an effective way to paint the kitchen:
7.
Because keyboard keys are not meant to be used as currency:
8.
Because no one's walls should look like this:
9.
Because a present to the face is the worst kind of Christmas present:
10.
Because shirts don't work like this:
11.
Because your carpet doesn't look better in blue:
12.
Because no one needs this kind of car decal:
13.
Because this is terrifying:
14.
Because your physical well-being is important:
15.
Because no one needs to go through this war zone:
16.
Because you really need to watch your shows:
17.
Because you need a coffee more than anything else in the world:
18.
Because no one should have to deal with this:
19.
Because this poor stuffed animal did nothing to deserve this:
20.
Because of the laws of physics:
21.
Because a shovel is not part of a balanced diet:
22.
Because you've got places to go:
23.
Because no one should look this joyous around chalk body lines:
24.
Because markers don't make a good computer stylus:
25.
Because of the poor, poor retail workers of the world:
26.
Because magazines are for reading, not for flushing:
But mostly for your own sanity.
