1. Developed a "smoking" habit: reddit.com 2. Got absolutely wasted: meme.xyz 3. Drew hair exactly like this: reddit.com 4. Tried your best to defeat science: en.dopl3r.com 5. Became a superhero: reddit.com 6. Clipped your mouth shut for some reason: pinterest.com 7. Stabbed the life out of an eraser: me.me 8. Began a long career as a chemist: me.me 9. Felt that deep watermelon seed regret: reddit.com 10. Raced raindrops: me.me 11. Felt like the highest of high society: esmemes.com 12. Played dead: Twitter: @cumrascal 13. Pretended to have pool powers: me.me 14. Took tons of bottle cap shots: instagram.com 15. Ate macaroni like a cultured human: me.me 16. Made an old paper towel roll the best toy: Getty / Via reddit.com 17. Starred in Fast & Furious: Grocery Store Drift: en.dopl3r.com 18. Ran your hand along the wall exactly like this: imgur.com 19. Pulled as many coupons as you could get your hands on: instagram.com 20. Ate a truly wild meal: Twitter: @ogneen 21. Made the mad dash upstairs: pinterest.com 22. Probably like this: reddit.com 23. Felt like a technological wizard: reddit.com 24. Hugged the wrong mom: reddit.com 25. Kept an eye open for demons: Twitter: @fatimalmao 26. Did everything in your power to avoid a phone call: Twitter: @AndyLeeman91 27. Tried to push 'em all down: me.me 28. And fell for this exact joke: me.me AHHHHH.