1.
Every person has done the cup walk of shame:
2.
Become the over the shoulder anti-scroll patrol:
3.
Told the "I'll be right there" lie:
4.
And done the "THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ" routine:
5.
Every person has tried to play literally every instrument imaginable in air form:
6.
And tried to sing every part:
7.
Every person has shopped exactly like this:
8.
And for some reason thought 5 stars can't be trusted:
9.
Every person has traveled through space and time:
10.
Wondered why they're tired when they know the real answer:
12.
And done the "I'm really thinking about this" face:
13.
Every person has spent way too long in the shower:
14.
And used WAY MORE than a dime:
15.
And every person has experienced the fear:
16.
Every person has packed like this:
17.
And got ready like this:
18.
And they've definitely used the chair before:
19.
Every person has become the Replacement King:
20.
Ate one fruit and felt invincible:
21.
And every person has told way too much way too quickly:
22.
Every person has needed that minute to survive:
23.
Or felt this suspicion:
24.
Or woken up for no good reason thinking about something that happened on a Tuesday at 11:21 a.m. years ago:
25.
Every person has had this Friday night:
26.
Or this Saturday morning:
27.
Everyone has mocked their parents before:
28.
And their co-workers too:
And, finally, every person has laughed exactly like this:
