Can You Make It Through This Post Without Wanting To Be In 5th Grade Again?
Let's go back to school.
6:00 AM: OPEN YOUR EYES!
And wake up in the morning with this:
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And listen to the smooth, satisfying, tinny sounds.
Have yourself a heaping bowl of sugary cereal:
And pack up:
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Are you dressed and ready to go? Great!
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7:20 AM: GET ON THE BUS!
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But if you're sick, don't worry. This guy has your back all day on long on TV:
8:00 AM: First class of the day: Science!
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You were originally supposed to read these:
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And work on your class project:
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But wait! The teacher is absent... I think you know what time it is...
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BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL.
Just remember to shield your eyes from these after it's over:
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And remember to finish up your project for next class:
9:20: Now it's time for English class!
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IT'S BOOK FAIR DAY!
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Just check out this haul:
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10:40 AM: Now open up one of these bad boys and let's go to Art Class!
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First grab some supplies:
And sharpen up:
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You're going to need plenty of these:
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And one of these, of course:
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Hear that? It's this pen clicking all around you:
Art can wait. You're just going to spend the rest of the class drawing these:
And smelling these:
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12:00 PM: TIME FOR RECESS!
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Now, which do you choose. New school playground?
Or old school playground?
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Just take it easy... because afterwards it's time for...
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12:30: LUNCH!
Good news! Throw that square pizza away because...
YOU BROUGHT SNACKS.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm!
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And for dessert...
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MMMMMM.
1:00 PM: Bust out your butt scooters because it's time for GYM!
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Ah... smell that? That's the smell of fresh KOOSH:
Can't you just hear these bouncing all over the place right now?
But put down your dodgeballs because it's PARACHUTE DAY!
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Phew, that was fun. Let's cool off with a little 7-Up shall we?
Is it 1:45 already? Bummer, it's time for Math:
But the good news is that everyone is playing Math Blaster:
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And messing around with floppy disks:
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And doing calculator tricks:
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But if you get bored, you can always stir up some trouble:
Just don't get caught:
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And don't literally get caught in something:
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HEAR THAT??? IT'S 3:00! TIME TO GO HOME!
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Now run home:
Crack open a cold one:
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See what the gang is up to:
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Get down to business:
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AND GET READY TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
