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17 "Would You Rather" Questions You Won't Be Able To Answer

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    Be 4-foot-5
    Be 7-foot-7

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    Be 4-foot-5
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    Be 7-foot-7
  1. 2.

    Only be able to wear wet socks for the rest of your life
    Not wash your hair for a year

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    Only be able to wear wet socks for the rest of your life
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    Not wash your hair for a year
  1. 3.

    Have fingers as long as your legs
    Have legs as long as your fingers

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    Have fingers as long as your legs
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    Have legs as long as your fingers
  1. 4.

    Always be sticky for the rest of your life
    Always be itchy for the rest of your life

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    Always be sticky for the rest of your life
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    Always be itchy for the rest of your life
  1. 5.

    Eat chocolate-flavored poop
    Eat poop-flavored chocolate

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    Eat chocolate-flavored poop
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    Eat poop-flavored chocolate
  1. 6.

    Speak any language fluently
    Have the ability to talk to animals

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    Speak any language fluently
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    Have the ability to talk to animals
  1. 7.

    Go through life with a perpetual cold sore on your mouth
    Always have a booger hanging from your nose

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    Go through life with a perpetual cold sore on your mouth
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    Always have a booger hanging from your nose
  1. 8.

    Give up oral sex
    Give up sweet, delicious cheese

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    Give up oral sex
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    Give up sweet, delicious cheese
  1. 9.

    Have sex with a goat and NO ONE finds outs
    NOT have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did

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    Have sex with a goat and NO ONE finds outs
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    NOT have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did
  1. 10.

    Not be able to read, but have the power to read minds
    Just be able to read

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    Not be able to read, but have the power to read minds
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    Just be able to read
  1. 11.

    Swallow your mom's period blood
    Swallow your dad's jizz

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    Swallow your mom's period blood
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    Swallow your dad's jizz
  1. 12.

    Pee yourself every time someone says your name
    Poop your pants every time you say someone else's name

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    Pee yourself every time someone says your name
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    Poop your pants every time you say someone else's name
  1. 13.

    Have vaginas for ears
    Have an ear for a vagina (or penis)

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    Have vaginas for ears
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    Have an ear for a vagina (or penis)
  1. 14.

    Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs
    Reread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of your life

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    Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs
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    Reread all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions, every day for the rest of your life
  1. 15.

    Sweat thick, thick mayo
    Have to poop a regulation-size softball

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    Sweat thick, thick mayo
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    Have to poop a regulation-size softball
  1. 16.

    Kick a wall as hard as you can, with toothpicks in all of your toenails
    Tie a string around all your teeth, connect them to a door, and slam it

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    Kick a wall as hard as you can, with toothpicks in all of your toenails
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    Tie a string around all your teeth, connect them to a door, and slam it
  1. 17.

    Know HOW you're going to die
    Know WHEN you're going to die

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    Know HOW you're going to die
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    Know WHEN you're going to die

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