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The World's Most Pressing Unanswered Question Has Finally Been Answered

Rest easy, my friends.

Everyone loves a good ol' English muffin. The pride of the British Isles. The anchor of old Albion. The most delicious breakfast treat there is.

English muffins are delectable. Every nook and every cranny teases you with its limitless potential.

But there's one question that's never been answered. Ever.

What do they call English muffins in England?

Anyone know what they call English muffins in England?

Are they called the same thing?

What are English muffins called in England?🤔

Or something completely different, the likes of which we could never even begin to comprehend?

Also, serious question, what do they call English muffins in England?

Well, rest easy, my friend. I have your answer.

They're just called "muffins."

Fun fact: English muffins are just called muffins in England

Just plain old "muffins."

Fact: In England, English muffins are just called muffins

It's true.

"English muffins" have finally made it to England! Lols

LOOK AT IT!

I'm in England and English muffins are just called muffins here.

LOOK!!!

Today we bought some muffins in England...or as we in the States call them, 'english muffins'.

If you need to sit down, I understand. This is huge stuff, I get it.

@mikeythekid17 saw that you tweeted something about if english muffins are just called muffins in england they are haha