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Build The Perfect Dad And We'll Tell You The Perfect Dad Joke

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  1. Choose a shirt to tuck into a pair of khakis:<br />
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    Via terapeak.com
    A polo shirt with too many buttons
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    Incorrect
    Via rockshop.hardrock.com
    White Hard Rock Cafe shirt
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    Incorrect
    Via ebay.com
    Just some shirt with a random company's logo on it
    Via ebay.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @robernstdrums
    The loudest Hawaiian shirt in existence
  2. Choose a pair of shoes:
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    Incorrect
    Via Getty
    A pair of grass-stained sneakers from 14 years ago
    Via Getty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @Izvysfurryart
    Gladiator sandals
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    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @chloe_Boutros
    Those giant white crew socks
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    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @Dantendo64
    Those same socks, but now with sandals
  3. Choose some pants:
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    Via reddit.com
    Uncut jean shorts
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    Via Twitter: @boondock_gear
    Khaki shorts
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Getty
    Cargo shorts that basically go to the shins
    Via Getty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via instagram.com
    Pure, uncut, unadulterated khakis
  4. Choose some sunglasses:
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    Incorrect
    Via instagram.com
    Transition lenses
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    Incorrect
    Via ebay.com
    Sunglasses on a lanyard
    Via ebay.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @RunJohnBoyRun
    Sunglasses on top of a hat
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    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @BrandmahlRay
    These exact sunglasses
  5. Choose an accessory:<br />
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    Incorrect
    Via augustcaps.com
    A buckle hat from, like, the 2004 US Open
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    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @doradave2
    36 mysterious keys on a keychain
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    Incorrect
    Via reddit.com
    Watch with way too many features
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    Incorrect
    Via sbsupply.nl
    An outrageously protective iPhone case
  6. Choose one last random dad thing:
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    Via Twitter: @jasonschorr
    Cell phone on the belt
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    Incorrect
    Via etsy.com
    A hilarious apron
    Via etsy.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via coastapparel.com
    Fleece vest
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Twitter: @TaylorChristnaa
    A shirt about his daughter that's a little too aggressive

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