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Build The Perfect Dad And We'll Tell You The Perfect Dad Joke

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  1. Choose a shirt to tuck into a pair of khakis:<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A polo shirt with too many buttons
    Via terapeak.com
    A polo shirt with too many buttons
    Correct
    Incorrect
    White Hard Rock Cafe shirt
    Via rockshop.hardrock.com
    White Hard Rock Cafe shirt
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Just some shirt with a random company's logo on it
    Via ebay.com
    Just some shirt with a random company's logo on it
    Via ebay.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The loudest Hawaiian shirt in existence
    Via Twitter: @robernstdrums
    The loudest Hawaiian shirt in existence
  2. Choose a pair of shoes:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A pair of grass-stained sneakers from 14 years ago
    Via Getty
    A pair of grass-stained sneakers from 14 years ago
    Via Getty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gladiator sandals
    Via Twitter: @Izvysfurryart
    Gladiator sandals
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Those giant white crew socks
    Via Twitter: @chloe_Boutros
    Those giant white crew socks
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Those same socks, but now with sandals
    Via Twitter: @Dantendo64
    Those same socks, but now with sandals
  3. Choose some pants:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Uncut jean shorts
    Via reddit.com
    Uncut jean shorts
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Khaki shorts
    Via Twitter: @boondock_gear
    Khaki shorts
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cargo shorts that basically go to the shins
    Via Getty
    Cargo shorts that basically go to the shins
    Via Getty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pure, uncut, unadulterated khakis
    Via instagram.com
    Pure, uncut, unadulterated khakis
  4. Choose some sunglasses:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Transition lenses
    Via instagram.com
    Transition lenses
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sunglasses on a lanyard
    Via ebay.com
    Sunglasses on a lanyard
    Via ebay.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sunglasses on top of a hat
    Via Twitter: @RunJohnBoyRun
    Sunglasses on top of a hat
    Correct
    Incorrect
    These exact sunglasses
    Via Twitter: @BrandmahlRay
    These exact sunglasses
  5. Choose an accessory:<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A buckle hat from, like, the 2004 US Open
    Via augustcaps.com
    A buckle hat from, like, the 2004 US Open
    Correct
    Incorrect
    36 mysterious keys on a keychain
    Via Twitter: @doradave2
    36 mysterious keys on a keychain
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Watch with way too many features
    Via reddit.com
    Watch with way too many features
    Correct
    Incorrect
    An outrageously protective iPhone case
    Via sbsupply.nl
    An outrageously protective iPhone case
  6. Choose one last random dad thing:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cell phone on the belt
    Via Twitter: @jasonschorr
    Cell phone on the belt
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A hilarious apron
    Via etsy.com
    A hilarious apron
    Via etsy.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fleece vest
    Via coastapparel.com
    Fleece vest
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A shirt about his daughter that's a little too aggressive
    Via Twitter: @TaylorChristnaa
    A shirt about his daughter that's a little too aggressive

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