1. Cheese will betray you: David Hughes @david8hughes Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut Me at 15: I want to be a pro athlete Me at 25: fuck me how expensive is cheese 04:46 PM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. You'll never know what to eat: Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal Who knew the the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what the fuck to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die 09:47 PM - 14 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Always be ready to drop $20: Twitter: @mellowroyalty 4. Sponges are key: Twitter: @adultproblem 5. There is only one grown up drink: Twitter: @98fireball 6. The grocery store is out of its mind: Heardju Walker @Mariannoo peak adulting is when you start using the phrase “they done lost their damn mind” regarding prices at the grocery store 01:40 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Mail is terrifying: yas @lolzysz I remember the way I used to get excited whenever I received a letter addressed to me when I was younger but every time I receive one now I think “fucking what now” 05:43 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Your 2nd grade self was out of control: fivefourthor @fivefourthor At 25 I pictured myself married with 2 kids....bro what was I smoking in the 2nd grade 05:24 PM - 26 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. You got to be ready for the avalanche: Collin Whitchurch @cowhitchurch You're not an adult until you have a cabinet full of Tupperware and every time you open it they all spill out and you can never find a matching lid for the one you want to use. 04:24 AM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Exclamations are key: golden spring ☆ @springrooove Adult email culture is ending every sentence with an exclamation point, then proofreading to see how many is socially acceptable to keep. 09:42 PM - 20 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Everyone's just winging it: Twitter: @okigboxl 12. You need those extra three minutes: N α α í l á h D α n g σ r @naailahdangor i really be trying to take 2-3 minute naps in the morning, my alarm will go off at 6:30 and I’m like “I’ll get up at 6:33” 08:36 AM - 12 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. $100 is a lot and simultaneously not a lot: Q @quisblake $100 is basically an adult dollar 🤷🏾♂️ 11:44 PM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 8pm is far too late: Twitter: @adultproblem 15. Sometimes ya gotta say no: Jon "Jon Baker" Baker @JonBaker BEING AN ADULT PRO: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner CON: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner 02:42 AM - 28 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. You're always on the verge: sarafcarter @sarafcarter Best parts about being an adult: -fierce trust issues -always anxious about something but can rarely pinpoint what -constantly on the verge of a sinus infection -wait no 05:20 PM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sometimes you gotta put it back: BlackJesus @MuuFaSa Y’all ever put a $7.02 pack of chicken back and got a pack that was $6.98?! 😭 01:53 AM - 13 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. It's a lot like being stuck upside down: Twitter: @lous_change 19. And it never ends: Hope Rehak @HopeRehak I just cannot believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life 05:10 PM - 01 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite The end!