21 People Who Are Having A Way, Way, Wayyyy Worse Start To The Year Than You Are

Maybe 2023 will be better.

If you're having a rough start to 2022, just remember...

1. The person who will henceforth be known as Ol' Spaghetti Shoe:

This week started with a break up, then I had to get my car towed, now I spilled spaghetti *in* my shoe. Well, shit. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who is forever trapped upstairs:

My father forgot to tell me the renovations would be taking the stairs out today. from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person who got a little extra treat with their lasagna:

Forgot my plastic spatula in the oven while heating up my lasagna from Wellthatsucks

4. The person who just invented spicy cinnamon rolls:

Friend's dad made some cayenne rolls from scratch tonight. He thought he was using cinnamon. The rolls had no cinnamon. from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who is so close, yet so far from their phone:

soooooo close from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who has the loneliest bag in the world:

Someone flying out of DFW is going to have a rough time in a few hours. from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who will get their ring back... eventually:

My wife’s wedding ring went missing… from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who was apparently cooking a liquid pizza:

My friend was cooking a frozen pizza from Wellthatsucks

9. The person who Hulk'd their door handle off:

Every day is a Monday from Wellthatsucks

10. The person with the coolest throne out there:

Person's apartment is so cold that their toilet's water tank froze and broke from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who will never be able to unsubscribe:

trying to unsubscribe from a news letter via messenger: from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who had a bit of an explosion in their car:

I forgot I had soda in the back of my car in single digit temps :,) from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who is about to have a very special bath:

Just used a bath bomb I got for Christmas and now the bath looks like piss. from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person who can never go back to the store:

Pants i got for christmas came with the security tag from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person who will never be able to use that drain again:

I dropped a pickle jar lid directly in the drain & can't get it out :( from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person who will be cleaning up butter chicken 'til the end of time:

Housemate's dog got into my 6 hour Butter Chicken. No dinner for me tonight. from Wellthatsucks

17. The person I will affectionately refer as Edward Zipperhands:

My zipper broke at work, right before a few important meetings. from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who had the time of their life at the opera:

this was from r/therewasanattempt by u/Thaunis27 from mildlyinfuriating

19. The person with coffee EVERYWHERE:

Up at 3 am for a zoom meeting, made a coffee first. from mildlyinfuriating

20. The person forever trapped outside:

Locked my door and ran outside my apt in a hurry, keys got caught inside. from Wellthatsucks

21. And, finally, anyone who has ever had to do their business like this:

Not sure if this belongs here but in my opinion this is the real problem with America. from mildlyinfuriating