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    32 Painfully Awkward Dating Interactions That Spiraled Way, Wayyyyy Out Of Control


    1. The Y line:

    person saying the more y's the more you like someone and they response they get is h

    2. The arrest line:

    person asking if someone has been arrested as a joke and they have

    3. The vegetable line:

    person asking what vegetable gives you the most anxiety

    4. The squirrel line:

    person accidentally calling their baby girl a barbque squirrel

    5. The Crocs line:

    two people sexting and one says they took off their crocs and the other says to put them back on / Via u/buckfastattiffanys

    6. The poem line:

    poem reading roses are red violets are blue i am bread bread you / Via u/hitlerblowfish

    My soul is healed.

    7. The heaven line:

    text reading did it hurt yah i was talking about the fall from heaven it all hurts my life is pain and suffering

    8. The butt line:

    person texting if your ass was split horizontally rather than vertically would it clap when you ran down stairs

    9. The cars line:

    person asking if someone is iinto cars and they think they mean the movie

    10. The Kate line:

    person saying they love the name kate and want to name their kid that and will name their other kid duplikate

    11. The grill line:

    person saying they are not a girrl they are a grill

    12. The first move line:

    person saying make the first move and they say knight to f3

    13. The antenna line:

    person telliing a joke with no punchline

    14. The ice line:

    person butcherrinig the polar bear break the ice line

    15. The Liz line:

    person sayinig the name liz is short of disney's the lizard king

    16. The foot line:

    person sendging a photo of their foot interlocking

    17. The leg line:

    text about someone asking if theyd rather lose an arm or leg and they say leg because they need both arms to snowmobile

    18. The dog line:

    person flirting with a dog

    19. The gorilla line:

    person accidentally saying baby gorilla iinstead of baby girl

    20. The frog line:

    tweet of someone saying the their eye looks like a frog in a doorway

    21. The fingers line:

    person who mispells my fingers as mt fingers

    22. The construction line:

    text reading dam girl are you a construction worker because you are buildiing

    23. The night line:

    person mistaking night for a goodnight

    24. The fear line:

    person askinig what someone's bbiggest fear is and they say beiing forgotten and say mines the kool aid man

    25. The other frog line:

    person saying you're the best frrog i've ever had when they mean girlfriend

    26. The kissing line:

    someone sayiing they want to kiss someone everywhere and the other person makes a long list of jokey answers

    27. The eyeball line:

    weird text of a person making an emoji thanos with the eyes emoji and it looks strange / Via u/PeterGlassJar

    28. The cute name line:

    person making up an increasingly absurd list of cute names

    29. The inside line:

    person saying it's on the inside that matters and they say an example of that is a fridge

    30. The corny line:

    guy saying he has a massive cotc craving and he means massive corn on the cob craving

    31. The food line:

    text conversation of someone saying you know what would be sexy eating food off eachother and the other person says you did not do the dishes / Via u/MrsMozely

    32. The John Denver line:

    person singing country roads take me home and the other perrson finishes the line and they say if you insist