If you think you're having a horrible day, just remember... 1. At least you aren't this forgetful: Twitter: @klondikebrat 2. And at least you didn't turn your corn to coal: Twitter: @therallyking 3. And, hey, you didn't stick your head where it doesn't belong: Facebook: mondaycures 4. Look at the bright side: you still have your car: Twitter: @ayeeelyse 5. Your keys: reddit.com 6. And you aren't about to take a huge bite out of old tomato: reddit.com 7. Think about the positives - your living room is dry: imgur.com 8. Your car didn't get a new paint job: reddit.com 9. And your mouth isn't full of ants: reddit.com 10. Think about it this way - you didn't get attacked by birds today: reddit.com 11. Or, uhhhh, you know, by birds today: reddit.com 12. At least you don't have a job interview tomorrow: Twitter: @tanaminks 13. And at least your professor isn't mocking your every move: Twitter: @illyb33 14. And, hey, at least you didn't violate the floor: Twitter: @marryxusami 15. At least you weren't betrayed by a vegetable: Twitter: @camgelting 16. Or by your own tongue: Twitter: @klondikebrat 17. At least you didn't get fired just for trying to stay alive: Twitter: @alexaanaliz 18. And, hey, at least you're not Joe Turo: reddit.com 19. And if you ever feel bad, just remember: you didn't think million dollar bills exist: Twitter: @nataliecanales YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE THAT!