If you think you're a bad cook...
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At least you aren't having impromptu dessert for dinner:
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And at least you didn't incinerate a poor, defenseless pizza:
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And hey, at least you didn't create a smoothie of mass destruction:
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Look at the bright side — at least your oven isn't 70% plastic:
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And at least you didn't create a new state of matter on the stove:
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And hey, at least you aren't having fried spatula for dinner:
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Think about it this way — your eggs don't look like this:
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And your coffee isn't a new special "Italian blend":
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And hey, at least you aren't about to munch on some spectacles:
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Just be thankful your corn isn't trying to blend in with the grill:
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And your pancakes aren't trying to summon an ancient demon:
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And hey, at least your dinner rolls aren't screaming out for the sweet release of death:
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At least your cookies didn't turn out like this:
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At least you didn't pull the old "soy sauce instead of maple syrup" switcheroo:
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And at least you're not eating counter cake tonight:
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And hey, at least you...uhhh...didn't do this:
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At least you know how to spell the name of your favorite dish:
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And at least you aren't painting your insides:
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And hey, at least you aren't eating what many are calling "Italian oatmeal":
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At least you're not eating baked board:
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At least this didn't happen to your delicious roast:
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At least, uhhhh, you didn't do this:
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And hey, at least this didn't happen to you:
