I'm So Sorry, But Bacardi 151 Has Been Discontinued
I feel sick. But not as sick as the last time I drank too much Bacardi 151.
The printing press. The automobile. That tiny basketball hoop that you hang on the back of a door. All inventions that unquestionably changed the world and how we live.
But none of them hold a candle (likely for safety reasons) to what is truly the pinnacle of human achievement: Bacardi 151.
There's an old saying my Pop Pop used to use: "Nothing in life is certain but death, taxes, and getting extremely fucked up on Barcardi 151 in someone's basement."
Bacardi 151 is the great equalizer. It's what brings us together. 151 doesn't care about your race, your gender, your wallet.
But those days are gone.
According to BrutalHammer.com, a call to Bacardi HQ confirmed the news:
"A rumor cropped up that 151 wasn’t really being put out to pasture, just temporarily withdrawn for a repackaging. Unfortunately, a phone call from The Brutal Hammer to Bacardi HQ has confirmed 151’s demise.
No official reason was ever given, but it’s a pretty good guess that Bacardi got sick of being sued."