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18 ACTUALLY Respectful Ways To Treat The American Flag

Hey, kneelers: LISTEN UP.

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We've been hearing a lot about NFL players kneeling to protest the United States' long history of racial inequality and police brutality. Not too long ago, Donald Trump said athletes who kneel and disrespect the flag should be "fired."

So what are some of the CORRECT ways to treat our wonderful flag that don't involve the totally asinine American tradition of peaceful protest?

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7. Babies literally kneel for the first 10 months of their lives. You need to counterbalance that by getting them a onesie they'll treat with respect and most definitely not huck a chunk of hunks on:

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Now that's what I call respecting the American flag. None of this "silent protest" B.S. Give me an American flag enema bag instead of a traitorous kneel any day of the week.