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    An Average Day In The Life Of Kanye West

    Finally, we know the secrets behind the world's most interesting man.

    1. First, Kanye has a little Kanye Rest:

    2. Afterward, he has a full meal with a little Kanye Zest:

    3. He takes off his shirt and shows his Kanye Chest:

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    4. And throws on a Kanye Vest:

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    5. He then heads to the Kanye Fest:

    6. But is ultimately Kanye Unimpressed:

    7. On his way out he almost Kanye Wrecks himself:

    8. But is able to recover and go on Kanye Quest:

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    9. He becomes Kanye Blessed:

    10. ...after passing the John Mayer Kanye Test:

    11. Next, Kanye takes on an opponent, but ultimately gets the Kanye Best:

    12. But a few things led him to becoming Kanye Distressed:

    13. Like when he was photobombed between his Kanye Breast:

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    14. And joined shortly thereafter by an unwelcome Kanye Guest:

    15. Which ultimately made him a bit Kanye Stressed:

    16. And made him feel a bit like a Kanye Pest:

    17. He became all alone and Kanye Depressed:

    18. So he decided to grab some Kanye Pets:

    19. And become Kanye Obsessed:

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    20. Very Kanye Obsessed:

    21. And remembers his Kanye Progress:

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    22. So he hopped back on a flight at Kanye Southwest:

    23. And asked the pilots one small Kanye Request:

    24. He pictures a simpler life in the Kanye Midwest:

    25. Before heading back to the Kanye Nest:

    26. And grabbing some more Kanye Rest:

    THE END.