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I Can't Stop Laughing At All These People Who Got Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion

Somebody get a bandage.

1. On clowns:

person getting called a clown

2. On sales:

person asking for a deal that's way under sale price

3. On pigs:

person saying a pig's orgasm lasts 30 min and someone responds your wife is a lucky lady

4. On bacteria:

person who says some anti-vax nonsense and someone responds your teacher always handed your tests back to you face down

5. On internet apps:

tweet of someone blastiing technology but they are on twitter

6. On NASA:

person who says i wouldn't trust nasa and they ciite nasa as their source as to why

7. On testing:

person who thinks a pregnancy test is a covid test

8. On kangaroos:

person bringing up the bible and getting owned

9. On pricing:

person asking how much 2 dollar chips cost and someone says it probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes

10. On shots:

someone saying they don't need a vaccine because of god's plan and someone says you have glasses

11. On DNA:

person who tells an anti-vaxxer if they think the vaccine will change their dna they should welcome it

12. On climate change:

13. On periods:

person who says rolling an ankle is worse than periods and someone responds i'm so glad girls don't have ankles

14. On helmets:

person who refuses to wear a helmet

15. On the moon:

Person who asks if the moon is also flat if the Earth and stars are flat

16. On wealth:

person who says only poor people have big TVs and someone says rich people have theaters

17. On viruses:

Facebook post about someone citing a low virus death rate but they put all the zeroes in front of the decimal point

18. On unhappiness:

person who says there's no i in happyness then someone responds there is if you spell it right

19. On bodies:

tweet reading women be like don't objectify my body unless I want you to and someone responds look who just discovered consent

20. On opposites:

person asking what the opposite of me is and someone says handsome

21. On long-term effects:

person who says they are worried about long-term vaccine effects

22. On the Bible:

person who says sex is for marriage and someone responds sorry didn't you have a kid out of wedlock

23. On zombies:

person who says a vaccine turns you into a zombiie and the other person says you already have no brains

24. On spreading:

person who says vaccinated people spread the virus and the other replier says well the hospital isn't full of vaxxed people

25. On research:

person who says to do their research to a doctor

26. On choice:

person who says its their body's choiice to get vaxxed or not and someone says pregnancy is not contagious

27. On Columbus Day:

someone saying they'll celebrate Columbus Day and a person responds what are you gonna do, get lost in the spice aisle

28. On the past:

Person who says the vaccine was made too quickly and it gets pointed out they ate a Tide pod in 2019

29. On protesting:

person who says America was not started by protesters and the other person says you are aware of the Boston Tea Party

30. On English:

person who says name another word in english that has "oo" in it and the person responding writes a long sentence with many words that containt that

31. On Disney:

32. On speed:

person who says they ran a 5K in 12 min and someone says that's the world record

33. On genes:

person who says they wonder if they're related to their ancestors

34. On CEOs:

35. On soups:

person who lies and gets called a dense cabbage

36. On cars:

person who called a catalatic converter a catholic converter

37. On Florida:

person calling florida a country

38. On peanut butter:

person wishing nothing but dry mouth on a person who says peanut butter anad jelly sandwiches are bad

39. On simple math:

person getting called unattractive by sayaing theey need to be 12 times more attractive than they are

40. On bans:

person hoping for a marriage equality ban and someone says even if you ban homosexuality nobody is marrying you

41. On Mars:

someone asking why there are no nighttime photos from the Mars rover and someone responds with a black square

42. On trees:

43. On kneeling:

this person who says they will not kneel and someone says you've never had sex and the other person says my kids are proof I have and the other person says you should stop having sex with your kids

44. On the Civil War:

45. On vulgarity:

person who says vaginas are vulgar

46. On teaching:

person saying they're not pro choice and then explains how they are actually pro choice

47. On desperation:

person who says I think that's called desperate not bisexual and someone respond bisexuality is that I would have sex with men and women; desperation would be sex with you

48. On rainbows:

person who says gays stole the rainbow from god

49. On religion:

person telling the pope to read the Bible

50. On shots:

51. On percentages:

person who says Bernie should give away all his birthday cake for his birthday and  other person replies that's how birthdays work

52. On books:

person looking for a subscription service for books and someone says it's called the library

53. On shelter:

54. On wood:

person who says this wood looks like a dog; anyone else see it? and someone says I feel like I see more of a sad pig, and someone says turn on your monitor

55. On pronouns:

person who says they don't use pronouns besides me, which is a pronoun

56. On the behind:

person who says anal sex is a sin and then another person says you must be concieved via anal

57. On the Bible:

Facebook post where someone cites the Bible and gets owned by a Bible quote in return

58. On awkwardness:

person who says people who say that awkward moment are bad and no one comments

59. On grammar:

person who says women shouldn't have opinions about sports and someone says you're an idiot and the other person uses the wrong your

60. On radios:

person who says they wonder if anyone listens to the same song as you and the other person says have you heard of radio

61. On IDs:

person who says the governement can track your face if you use face ID and the other person says have you heard of drivers' licenses

62. On gas:

person who does not know how an oven works

63. On spelling:

person getting mad about spelling mistakes but uses the wrong your

64. On cellphones:

tweet about someone getting mad homeless people have phones

65. On Queen:

person who thinks Queen is from America

66. On time:

person who can't understand 24-hour time

67. On taxes:

person who doesn't understand how taxes work

68. On fast food:

person who goes into Burger King just to get Diet Cokes

69. On sexuality:

person who uses the wrong there

70. On food:

shower thoughts post where someone says you're not eating you're just chewing and swallowing and someone says yeah that's called eating

71. On houses:

person who doesn't understand why houses are so expensive

72. On celsius:

person who asks who even uses Celsius and someone responds with a huge map of everyone who does

73. On cafés:

person who says everyone in cafés is below them and then someone says judging by this comment literally nobody is below you

74. On the entire human race:

person who says elephants are sweet and someone says so can humans

75. And on sex ed:

kirstie alley getting owned