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    7 Simple Steps To Help You Survive Black Friday

    It's just so easy!

    1. Wake up:

    2. Get dressed:

    3. Make sure your wallet is full of cash:

    4. Turn on the TV:

    5. See all the news reports on Black Friday:

    6. Point and laugh:

    7. And use the goddamn internet to do your shopping:

    God damn it.

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