Buzz·Posted on Nov 23, 20127 Simple Steps To Help You Survive Black FridayIt's just so easy!by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Wake up: Via inquisitr.com 2. Get dressed: 3. Make sure your wallet is full of cash: Via michaelkizer.com 4. Turn on the TV: Via tv.about.com 5. See all the news reports on Black Friday: Via jonathanturley.org 6. Point and laugh: 7. And use the goddamn internet to do your shopping: God damn it.