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    60 Things Basically Everyone Has Experienced But For Some Reason Never, Ever Talks About

    Okay there, Big Dog.

    Pretty much every human on Earth has experienced...

    1. The disgust:

    When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

    Twitter: @MsStone37

    2. The quick little check:

    Me looking back at the ATM afterwards to make sure that MF go back to the home screen

    Twitter: @_kdot2

    3. The essential TV watching activity:

    4. The mad dash:

    Me leaving my house at 7:30 hoping that I make it to work by 7:00

    Twitter: @Parblooflagos_

    5. The cliffhanger:

    When you want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of your dream:

    Twitter: @yngdrip

    6. The duality of man:

    7. The HUGE difference in ratings:

    8. The essential meal activity:

    9. The worst experience:

    cleaning out your fridge is such a humiliating experience. you bought these plums and you didn’t eat them in time. you absolute failure. you miserable piece of

    Twitter: @dsemumi

    10. The loss of tired:

    Anyone else start falling asleep in a place that’s not your bed and when you finally get to bed you’re not tired?

    Twitter: @aviiiiiiiv

    11. The reason for subtitles half the time:

    i keep subtitles on bc sometimes i just be snackin too loud

    Twitter: @spItscrn

    12. The embarrassment:

    13. The eye rub:

    Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye...I’m not gonna hear you

    Twitter: @newwxve_

    14. The eeeeeeeeeeeeee:

    15. The hardest choice:

    16. The meal follow-up:

    Me thinking “hmm now I need something sweet” after I just ate

    Twitter: @Nicolaclairee

    17. The sheer relief:

    Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomach ache?

    Twitter: @tumbalicious05

    18. Time well spent:

    There's just not enough time in the day *screen time 11 hours 23 mins*

    Twitter: @thmahdyy

    19. The come to Jesus moment:

    20. The longest walk:

    when u get in bed and forget to turn off the lights

    21. The true mark of adulthood:

    One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.

    Twitter: @madameanthro

    22. The smack:

    23. The sub-zero temps:

    24. Ye ol' garbage-can read:

    Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

    25. The cup cleanup:

    26. The $5 spending spree:

    27. The tingles:

    tweet reading me hits my elbow my entire nervous system and it's a photo of a glitched out homer simpson

    28. The flailing:

    tweet reading chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing

    29. The unruly hoodie:

    30. The final brush:

    Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?

    31. Those essential minutes:

    If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set on 8:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes

    Twitter: @abigailodm

    32. The eternal distrust:

    My trust issues so bad I don’t even trust these:

    Twitter: @brittyfun

    33. The time double-check:

    Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid

    34. The security anxiety:

    U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember

    35. The hidden hill breathing:

    Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

    36. The line deception:

    37. What really happens before an email:

    “Apologies for my delayed response. I thought about emailing you back every day for the past two weeks but I just didn’t.”

    Twitter: @carlosiruizm

    38. The quadruple overpack:

    Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?

    39. The immediate ignore:

    One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this

    40. The mumbles:

    Spongebob heaving as his mouth is pushed open by Patrick with the caption "The Dentist: So how's life going"

    41. The most extreme sport:

    42. The out-of-body experience:

    Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??

    Twitter: @RyleeVonhof

    43. The vibe check:

    Me checking if everyone is vibing with the song i put on

    Twitter: @datboijhoson

    44. The synchronized breathing:

    You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???

    45. The super-stupid question:

    yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode

    46. Those clicks:

    47. The worst sight to behold:

    48. The google of shame:

    When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months

    49. The headphone pull:

    When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop

    50. The intimate connection:

    51. The shower envy:

    i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

    52. The sorrow:

    Shrek looking sad with the caption "when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer"

    53. The hardest question you'll ever answer:

    54. The sweet, sweet crackle:

    Meme that reads "When the vacuum cleaner goes over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle" with Robin Williams saying "That's the good stuff"

    55. The remote trace:

    56. The big delay:

    57. The soundtrack to life:

    58. That lil' awkward shuffle:

    that awkward little run when someone lets you cross the street

    59. The hole of no return:

    EVERYTHING gets lost here 🤦🏻‍♂️

    60. The room fashion show:

    when you clean your room & you leave to see how it would look if someone walked in