24. Hell, he IS America:
30. No actor has ever offered a chameleon his last smoke:
43. Cage is Nicki Minaj:
44. Cage is LEGO:
45. Cage is Koala:
Cage is Cage.
46. Look at this eye. Gaze into the window to Cage’s soul. Gaze into the future. Gaze into the past. Gaze into yourself.
47. Here we have Nicolas Cage’s ear. Notice the slight indent a 7/8 of the way up. We are all the indent. That indent is us, it is the indent Cage has dropped unto our lives. We must accept this indent, for it is the way.
48. Notice Cage’s forehead shine. Sleek, shiny, beautiful. After The Event we will have naught but His forehead to guide us:
49. And praise be to his beautiful smile, for it will bring us hope in even the darkest of times.
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