Pretty much every human on Earth has experienced...
1. The eye rub:
Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye...I’m not gonna hear you
2. The true mark of adulthood:
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
3. The final brush:
Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?
4. The downside of being kind:
you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could've avoided if you had just been an asshole
5. What really happens before an email:
“Apologies for my delayed response. I thought about emailing you back every day for the past two weeks but I just didn’t.”
6. Those essential minutes:
If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set on 8:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
7. The brain reboot:
Sometimes i say “huh?” then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. Im not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x
8. The eternal distrust:
My trust issues so bad I don’t even trust these:
9. The time double-check:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
10. The immediate track:
my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago
11. The hidden hill breathing:
Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
12. The quadruple overpack:
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
13. The immediate ignore:
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
14. The shower dilemma:
Me in the shower trying to remember if I used shampoo
15. The most extreme sport:
16. The out-of-body experience:
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??
17. The vibe check:
Me checking if everyone is vibing with the song i put on
18. The song squeeze:
Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away
19. The music paranoia:
Checking to see if those weird sounds are part of the music or not
20. The synchronized breathing:
You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???
21. The super-stupid question:
yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode
22. The charger yoga:
Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed
23. The line deception:
24. The google of shame:
When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months
25. Those clicks:
26. The sacrificial sleep:
me: *finally gets eight hours of sleep* my neck: yeah but u did it wrong lol
27. The worst sight to behold:
28. The security anxiety:
U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember
29. The school shuffle:
Who else did this when submitting class work in school😂😂
30. The headphone pull:
When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop
31. The shower envy:
i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
32. And the ol' towel excuse:
sorry i’m late i was sat on my bed with a towel for 45 minutes staring at a wall.
Valid, honestly.