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32 Things Literally Every Single Person Has Experienced But Never, Ever Talks About

I've made a huge mistake.

Pretty much every human on Earth has experienced...

1. The eye rub:

Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye...I’m not gonna hear you

Twitter: @newwxve_

2. The true mark of adulthood:

One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.

Twitter: @madameanthro

3. The final brush:

Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?

4. The downside of being kind:

you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could've avoided if you had just been an asshole

Twitter: @noahalaktas

5. What really happens before an email:

“Apologies for my delayed response. I thought about emailing you back every day for the past two weeks but I just didn’t.”

Twitter: @carlosiruizm

6. Those essential minutes:

If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set on 8:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes

Twitter: @abigailodm

7. The brain reboot:

Sometimes i say “huh?” then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. Im not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x

Twitter: @sarahmaloneyxx

8. The eternal distrust:

My trust issues so bad I don’t even trust these:

Twitter: @brittyfun

9. The time double-check:

Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid

10. The immediate track:

my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago

11. The hidden hill breathing:

Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

12. The quadruple overpack:

Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?

13. The immediate ignore:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this

14. The shower dilemma:

Me in the shower trying to remember if I used shampoo

15. The most extreme sport:

16. The out-of-body experience:

Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??

Twitter: @RyleeVonhof

17. The vibe check:

Me checking if everyone is vibing with the song i put on

Twitter: @datboijhoson

18. The song squeeze:

Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away

19. The music paranoia:

Checking to see if those weird sounds are part of the music or not

20. The synchronized breathing:

You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???

21. The super-stupid question:

yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode

22. The charger yoga:

Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed

23. The line deception:

24. The google of shame:

When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months

25. Those clicks:

26. The sacrificial sleep:

me: *finally gets eight hours of sleep* my neck: yeah but u did it wrong lol

27. The worst sight to behold:

28. The security anxiety:

U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember

29. The school shuffle:

Who else did this when submitting class work in school😂😂

30. The headphone pull:

When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop

31. The shower envy:

i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

32. And the ol' towel excuse:

sorry i’m late i was sat on my bed with a towel for 45 minutes staring at a wall.

Valid, honestly.