1. A wall full of Nicolas Cage's face when you wake up:
2. A microwave asking for a blood sacrifice:
3. A close-up picture of that guy from LMFAO:
4. A juggalo taking a picture with a poptart:
5. A menacing cow in your rearview mirror:
6. A gorilla that wants to fight you:
7. A wet, angry koala:
8. This playlist at a party:
9. Anything, if you're this kid:
10. Or this guy:
11. What really happened to your lost Halloween candy:
12. Your favorite food in a relationship:
13. The guy from Nickelback without a shirt on:
14. Anyone named "hambubger":
15. A "dick attack":
16. Your child being devoured by a couch:
17. Relationships being torn apart by a "booty pillow":
18. Yourself on Google Maps:
19. A pigeon contemplating cannibalism:
20. Zach Galafiniakis without his beard:
21. Or Nick Offerman without his mustache:
22. This process in action:
23. Anyone liking this page:
24. Or this page:
25. And this one too:
26. A selfish gorilla:
27. A serial butt-stabber:
28. Bad fan art of yourself:
29. The old man that Andy Murray keeps in his tennis bag:
30. This status on Facebook:
31. Or this status:
32. And this:
