2.
A microwave asking for a blood sacrifice:
3.
A close-up picture of that guy from LMFAO:
4.
A juggalo taking a picture with a poptart:
5.
A menacing cow in your rearview mirror:
6.
A gorilla that wants to fight you:
8.
This playlist at a party:
9.
Anything, if you're this kid:
11.
What really happened to your lost Halloween candy:
12.
Your favorite food in a relationship:
13.
The guy from Nickelback without a shirt on:
14.
Anyone named "hambubger":
16.
Your child being devoured by a couch:
17.
Relationships being torn apart by a "booty pillow":
18.
Yourself on Google Maps:
19.
A pigeon contemplating cannibalism:
20.
Zach Galafiniakis without his beard:
22.
This process in action:
23.
Anyone liking this page:
27.
A serial butt-stabber:
28.
Bad fan art of yourself:
29.
The old man that Andy Murray keeps in his tennis bag:
30.
This status on Facebook: