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We think we can use ladders like this:
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And umbrellas like this:
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Not to mention the fact that we're unfit to reproduce:
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And the fact that people are eating Styrofoam:
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Grown-ass men are getting stuck in places:
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People think music can be UPSIDE DOWN:
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People think this is a possibility:
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And that veterinarians hate chickens:
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People think this is OK to get tattooed:
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We can't even nurture a plant:
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People are getting TRAPPED:
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And no one knows how technology works:
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No one knows their history:
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No one can follow the rules:
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People think this is a possibility:
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People like this can vote:
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People are drinking bidet water:
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And everyone is afraid of HTML:
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People want inventions like this:
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People think summer is a month:
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People can't take care of their money:
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People can't take care of their bodies:
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And people think this is a possibility:
I mean, we're just not meant to last: