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25 Celebrities Who Had Horrible Jobs Before They Were Famous

Hey, they may be famous now, but back in the day they had to work terrible jobs like the rest of us. Usually much worse. Here's a list of some of the worst jobs these wealthy, wealthy people ever had.

1. Brad Pitt

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Danced around in a chicken suit for a fast food restaurant.

2. Rod Stewart

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Worked as a gravedigger.

3. Johnny Depp

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Sold pens by phone.

4. Christopher Walken

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Walken was a lion tamer at a circus. Awesome.

5. Cory Monteith

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Worked as a Walmart greeter.

6. Sean Connery

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Worked as a milkman.

7. Jon Hamm

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Worked as a set designer for porn sets as well as a high school drama teacher.

8. Whoopie Goldberg

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Put makeup on corpses at a mortuary.

9. Tim Allen

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Allen was actually a prisoner. He served two years behind bars for selling cocaine.

10. Alec Baldwin

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Bouncer. I can definitely see it.

11. Orlando Bloom

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Clay trapper at a pigeon shooting range.

12. Ray Romano

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Worked as a bank teller.

13. Hugh Jackman

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Jackman was a clown. No seriously, a clown.

14. Ozzy Osbourne

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Worked in a slaughterhouse. NOW it all makes sense.

15. Patrick Dempsey

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Dempsey was a successful juggler, one time tying for second place in a national competition.

16. Harrison Ford

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Ford, like Jesus, worked as a carpenter.

17. Danny Devito

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Danny Devito used to cut hair. I don't get it.

18. Eva Mendes

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Sold hot dogs at a mall.

19. Sylvester Stallone

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ANOTHER lion tamer!

20. Amy Adams

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Worked at a hooters.

21. Rick Ross

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Ironically enough, Ross worked as a corrections officer before he hit the bigtime.

22. Madonna

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Worked at Dunkin Donuts.

23. Robin Williams

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Street mime.

24. Kanye West

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Used to work at the Gap.

25. Matthew McConaughey

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Cleaned out chicken coops.