1. Here's how to change the frozen-pizza game forever:
2. And how to never have ice on your cream again:
3. And how to never cry at the end of a jar again:
4. Here's the right way to use chopsticks:
5. And the right way to eat Cheetos:
6. While we're at it, here's how to optimize your PB&J:
7. And how to change the cookie game:
8. And how to pour juice and not get it all over your kitchen:
this is the right way
9. Here's how you can microwave two things at once, which is obviously VERY IMPORTANT:
10. And if you're not using a straw to get that butter to the bottom you're insane:
11. And you're even crazier if you're not cutting cupcakes in half and making a sandwich:
12. Use this Oreo trick to forever change the game:
13. AND FORK YOUR OREOS!!!! FORK THEM!!!!
14. Here's a foolproof way to tell if an avocado is ripe:
15. And how to peel a mango like a pro:
16. While we're at it — here's how to open a difficult pistachio:
17. How to use a cheese grater to grate your butter if it's too hard:
18. And how to never lose that straw again:
19. Fork your tacos to stand them up:
20. And use a rubber band to never have trouble with a take-out container again:
21. Strain that dust right out of the cereal:
22. Pronounce that sacred nutty treat correctly:
23. And remember that the numbers are MINUTES:
24. Oh, and here's why candy corn is the way it is:
And if none of that seems helpful, look at this and change the wine game forever:
