1.
At least you didn't have to be rescued at a bus stop:
2.
Or have to deal with a car-bee:
3.
And at least you don't have a brand new tan:
4.
At least you didn't lose your precious baby:
5.
And you didn't lose your will to eat pears:
6.
Or get a mouthful of soap:
7.
At least you aren't dealing with a massive case of wet pants:
8.
Or with a terrible haircut:
9.
Or a head full of porcupine:
10.
At least your jeans don't have a brand-new design:
11.
And at least your bathtub doesn't have a brand-new hole:
12.
And hey, at least this isn't you:
13.
At least you didn't get locked out in the most comical way possible:
14.
Or get the most comical package sent to you:
15.
And at least you didn't get TRAPPED:
16.
At least you're not the doorknob:
17.
And at least you didn't lose your cheesecake:
18.
And hey, at least you still have a garage:
19.
At least there wasn't an explosion in your car:
20.
And at least you didn't make the biggest gas mistake ever:
21.
And hey, you didn't lose your precious LASAGA:
22.
At least you don't have a face full of sunflower seeds:
23.
Or a kitchen full of disaster:
24.
Or an iPad full of broken glass:
And hey, everytime you feel down, just remember — this isn't you:
