1. Stepping on a Lego:
2. Stepping on a Barbie comb:
3. Breaking your ankle on a Pogo Ball:
4. Swinging a scooter into your ankle with the force of a thousand scoots:
5. Squashing your fingers in gym class with one of these:
6. Stepping on one of these blocks:
7. Busting your ankles for life by using these Moon Shoes:
8. Crunching one of these beneath your feet:
9. Running through your grandma's house and getting your foot caught on this:
10. Tearing apart your gums with fake vampire teeth:
11. Ruining your ankle with a Skip-It:
12. Getting pelted in the eye by a Sky Dancer:
13. Getting pelted in the dome with a fresh ball o' Koosh:
14. Burning the shit out of your hand on a Creepy Crawler or Easy-Bake Oven:
15. Stabbing your foot with a jack:
16. Trying and failing to check how much power is left in one of these and destroying your fingers in the process:
17. Inhaling noxious fumes trying to blow a bubble:
18. Losing all your taste buds to a sour, sour Altoid:
19. Stepping on a die:
20. Getting your hair caught in a Discovery Zone slide:
21. Walking around and getting one of these pieces jammed into your foot:
22. Stepping on top of an Army man:
23. And cutting up the inside of your mouth just trying to enjoy a freeze pop:
