Internet Finds·Posted on Sep 23, 202221 People Who Woke Up One Morning And Immediately Regretted Every Single Decision They Made That DayOkay, I gotta be honest: That's not what you want.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The person who is apparently sitting behind that girl from The Ring: Trying to watch a movie on the airplane from Wellthatsucks 2. The person whose floor shall forever be orange: Turmeric commits suicide in local home; witnesses claim to be “stained for life” from Wellthatsucks 3. The person who had a cascading rainbow of vending machine bad luck: I just wanted a bag of chips. 😕 from mildlyinfuriating 4. The person who got a little smooch with their meal: I think my uber eats driver was drinking from my cup from mildlyinfuriating 5. The person who had a literal oil spill inside their office: Sample of crude oil fell of my table and shattered. from Wellthatsucks 6. The person whose watch blew up: The cherry on top of a long ass day from Wellthatsucks 7. The person who I hope likes their beverages nice 'n' chunky: This Bailey’s came in a gift basket I won at work a few months ago and I was going to enjoy it by the fire tonight. The first sip was chunky. It expired in 2014. from Wellthatsucks 8. The person who missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: The worst part is I've been watching it religiously for like a week 😭 from mildlyinfuriating 9. The person who was apparently growing dookie in their backyard: My sweet potato harvest this year… from Wellthatsucks 10. The person who quite possibly might be the worst lift 'n' peeler of all time: Is there a bigger lie than the "Lift'n' Peel" label? from mildlyinfuriating 11. This poor, poor soul: Guy dropped his chicken nuggets from mildlyinfuriating 13. The person who made the classic mistake of putting their keys in their chocolate pocket: I forgot I had chocolate in my pocket from mildlyinfuriating 14. The person who gave their jeans a cool new look: Itchy mistake from Wellthatsucks 15. The person who must've gotten their snacks from freakin' Jerry Garcia. I'm serious! Snacks handed out to 6 year olds after a soccer game. from mildlyinfuriating Gonna be goin' down the road feelin' bad after this one. 16. The person whose nephew absolutely decimated their $20: Well, I guess I don’t have $20 anymore. Thanks lil nephew from mildlyinfuriating 17. The person whose dad just used all the toothpaste for a very good reason: My dad put toothpaste on phone because his screen cracked and he believed one of those BS lifehack videos. from mildlyinfuriating 18. The person whose sink sank: Found out my sink has been glued to the counter this entire time. I hate it here from mildlyinfuriating 19. The person who wanted lentils so bad, they literally ripped their fridge apart: After a long tiring day with fatigue and fever, door comes off while I was putting lentils inside. from Wellthatsucks 20. The person whose cast-iron skillet is apparently made of paper: The handle just broke off my brand new cast iron skillet. I haven’t even cooked anything with it yet from Wellthatsucks 21. And the person whose butter is all jacked up on BGH (butter growth hormone): My butter won this time. from mildlyinfuriating Gotta take it easy with that stuff, butter. H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating and r/Wellthatsucks.