You might think you're safe...
Think you're alllll set...
Think, "hey, I've got jeans on. No worries..."
But, oh, it'll get you:
The sun will always get you:
Your ripped pants are no match:
When you wear ripped jeans, your knees will get burned:
Like, real-deal Bradley Beal burned:
Please, this summer, think of the thighs:
And remember that ripped jeans plus the sun...
...equals A BAD TIME:
And, while I have your attention, don't think hats protect you EITHER.