1. A turtle having sex with a shoe:
2. A ticklish camel:
3. A lamb saying “yeahhhh”:
4. A death metal rooster:
5. A broken goat:
6. And one that’s screaming for his buddy Bob:
7. A Boston Terrier getting his stomach grabbed:
8. A cat barking like a dog:
9. A human saying “ha ha ha”:
10. A cat saying “NO.”:
11. And a goose marching band:
And now you’ve heard everything!
- The controversial HB2 "bathroom law" in North Carolina is on the cusp of being repealed, but LGBT activists say the repeal bill still allows discrimination.
- Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner was spotted meeting with top senators on criminal justice reform.
- Trump's first meeting with his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping will take place at the president's Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida April 6 and 7.
- The trailer for the new film version of Stephen King's "It" has dropped and the general consensus is that it will make you defecate your pants 🤡