Life in the fast lane is just how it seems.Via The TelegraphHold back, 'till it's ready, taking it slow.FASTER THAN A LASER BULLETWe ride against the wind for the glory of the king.I can't, I'm dead.MURDER AND GRINDING, SEARCHING AND FINDING A VICTIM TO KILLI would rather run with wolves between the trees.Teleportation and time travel.Copying and pasting myself from point A to point B.
CocaineMarijuanaBeerSniffing GlueSpeedWhiskeyOpioidsAbsintheI get high off adrenaline!
MathBiologyHistoryPsychologySATANI didn't go to school.Folklore/MythologyGym/P.E.
Like a king/queen.*drunken mumbling* YEAAAAH let's GOI'm so hungry I could eat a human. Or two.The only emotion I know is some sort of empty sadness.Pretty f*ckin good, to be honest.Cold and lonely.Not too great. Is Mercury in retrograde?Hyper, I have a lot of energy right now.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Metallica/Slayer/TestamentPentagram/Electric Wizard/CandlemassKorpiklaani/Ensiferum/EluveitieMayhem/Immortal/DarkthroneTesseract/Periphery/SikthDeath/Deicide/Morbid AngelDream Theater/Tool/HakenKamelot/Blind Guardian/HelloweenIron Maiden/Judas Priest/Motorhead/Black Sabbath
What Subgenre Of Heavy Metal Are You?
You are the trvest of the trve, the kvltest of the kvlt. Your soul is dark, cold, and evil.
You live life in the fast lane. The VERY fast lane. You don't stop for anyone, you smash through anything that stands in your way. F*ck yeah!
You like things to be crushingly BRUTAL. Heavy is the only way to go. You're death metal, and you're badass. ALL THE DESTRUCTION! Oh, did I mention BRUTAL?
You like to take things slow. I mean, really, really slow. You're also probably not the most positive person. Feel the power of the DOOOOM.
I bet you've seen all of the Lord of the Rings movies. Probably more than once. You'd love to climb a mountain, maybe even slay a dragon. No matter what you do, you always look majestic as f*ck.
You like keeping things old school. You don't need the brutality of death metal to still be heavy. You kick ass.
Let's face it. You're probably drunk right now. You're ready to conquer new territory and claim it for the Vikings, all while drinking as much beer as possible. Kyllä!
It's not progressive metal unless you're playing in 39/7. Star Wars is one of your favorite movies, and you're really into astronomy and math.
Elitists hate you. A lot. But hey, breakdowns and chugging 0-0-0 on that low F# string is pretty cool.